Saturday, November 21, 2009

When I'm 18 I can..


Buy alcohol.
Go to a bar.
Get a tattoo.
Buy cigarettes.
Watch an R-rated movie.
Go to a sex shop.
Buy a lotto ticket.
Enroll to vote.
Gamble.
Go to a nightclub.
Apply for a credit card.
Buy or rent a house.
Buy a scratchie.



Legally, and on my own.
Fuck. Yes.



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